psa i call everyone ‘man’ ‘bro’ ‘bruh’ and stuff like that because im an 80s surfer dude from california at heart 

BUT if you’d rather me not call you those things OR if i call you those things and you’re uncomfortable with it please tell me and i promise i won’t call you that and i’ll apologize if i’ve already called you it 

80s surfer dude lingo is rad but not when it hurts other people 




I need a boyfriend who looks like Evan Peters has the mental health of Tate Langdon, is ambitious like Kit Walker and loves like Kyle Spencer 

the mental health of Tate Langdon


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Me in the party: Gosh golly! This beat is… Whoo! This beat is… DANDY!

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at night: everything is crashing around me. nothing has any meaning

in the morning: Whatever I Am Great

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“I swear to god, ‘Turn Down for What’ has killed someone. I’ve been at parties that are chill, maybe even winding down, and that song comes on and people take five shots in a row and start throwing chairs in the air.”
— The dark side of Lil Jon.  (via lovelyfieldz)
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1 day ago — 46688 notes, via / source | clueless,




dont look at my fucking boner when we fight


1 day ago — 24145 notes, via / source | TRUUU,


did britney spears ever find amy

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  • other country: wow we solved drug crimes by doing this and the problem is practically completely resolved
  • america: there is just no stopping the war on drugs........
  • other country: we have the most successful schools because we implement these rules to encourage real learning
  • america: no hope....... kids just cant cut it anymore........
  • other country: gun related crime is all but non existent thanks to our restrictions
  • america: wow..... if only there was some way to stop these shootings before they happened..............
  • other country: nothing bad has happened as a result of our equal marriage/bathroom laws for lgbt
  • america: if only there was a way.............................
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