56 minutes ago — 199330 notes, via / source | jason biggs,

nextyearsgirl:

Trying to keep track of which of my mutuals hate each other like

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  • What girls say: I'm fine
  • What girls mean: I'm too embarrassed to ask for water from your mom because this is the first time I've been over and she's asked me like 500 times if I wanted any and I've been saying no but I'm dying of thirst
8 hours ago — 411921 notes, via / source

Anonymous asked: Would you date an Amish girl if she was thick?

titytwochainz:

yeah cause i know she cant go thru my phone or she goin to hell

12 hours ago — 26212 notes, via | bruuuuuuh,

  • tumblr user: OKAY LET ME TALK ABOUT THIS LITTLE SHIT RIGHT HERE SO-
  • me: chill
15 hours ago — 20119 notes, via / source

any of the quick gals up 4 a chat hollaa at me

16 hours ago — 2 notes

interquast:

whenever anyone asks you “do you have unlimited texting” just say no. say no. honesty isn’t worth the full bee movie script

16 hours ago — 20509 notes, via | emily omg,

snatchedweaves:

That look ur mom gives u when u embarrass her in public but she can’t kill u yet

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17 hours ago — 202510 notes, via / source | WHERE IS THE LIE,

westbor0baptistchurch:

A true cinematic masterpiece that is destined to claim the hearts of millions.

One girl, One car, One Dream

18 hours ago — 16996 notes, via / source | my head hurts,

20 hours ago — 12404 notes, via / source | holland roden,